Paris in Prison—That's Hot!

America’s favorite celebutante got grounded.

Paris was a bad girl. You might think that repeatedly driving drunk, ignoring probation restrictions, and then—repeatedly—driving without a license would merit an actual punishment.

Instead, she has to stay alone in her room 23 hours a day for 23 days. No laptop. No cell phone, BlackBerry, or television. Well, there is one TV on the unit, but she doesn’t have the remote.

Paris has repeatedly complained that she’s being treated differently. And she actually has a point. Anyone else would have been arrested and had their car impounded the first time they were caught driving with a suspended license. Anyone else, upon repeatedly ignoring the restrictions placed on her, would have been sent to jail back in March. Anyone else would have served their time in the general population among the other 2,200 overcrowded and fungus-ridden (they give you a pamphlet) inmates housed dormitory-style at the Century Regional Detention Facility.

Instead, she’s confined to a private cell, minus her hair extensions—it's The Simple Life!