Married or single, if you’re a modern woman you’re actually a real, live princess. I know this because advertising tells me so every time I turn on the television or open a magazine. And as privileged princesses, we have our very own products that make everything in our lives magically better. Plus, every princess gets a prince, or what’s a tiara for?
Sarah Haskins breaks it down for us in her hilarious “Target Women” series, in which she mercilessly pillories Madison Avenue. From candles, to cooking, to shoe porn, Sarah reminds us to appreciate the most fulfilling aspects of being a woman.
LADYFRIENDS
As every woman knows, the very best thing about being a girl is our girlfriends. They’re always there for us . . . telling us what we should buy, staging shopping interventions when we buy too much and — apparently — giving us too much advice about overly personal things in inappropriate places.
Someday your prince will come. And when he does he’ll arrive bearing dairy products — especially milk, which will magically tame your hair and banish evil PMS from the magic kingdom. Plus, he won’t have to deal with you when you’re not looking pretty and feeling frisky. Bonus!
Sparkles!
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